Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19) Robert Pires (Arsenal)
– You are a person that thrives on throwing yourself into situations, especially when others appear to turn a blind
eye. During the summer months, beware of a certain Sol whose evil eye you don’t want to be on the receiving end of.
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 17) Ronaldo (Man U) - When
faced with a challenge you tend to skip over and over and over again or you come crashing down to earth with a thump. Fortunately,
for an Aquarian, you are at a club that thinks it can walk on water.
Pisces (Feb 18 – Mar 19) Ivan Campo (Bolton) –
You use your head to master the art of making others laugh. Be warned, making people laugh at your ability to work is something
normally reserved for the circus.
Aries (Mar 20 – April 19) Christophe Dugarry (Birmingham)
– You’re an individual who likes to give tough challenges the elbow. Make sure you listen more to those above,
as you’ll be able to see the ugly effects that such actions do cause.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20) David Beckham (Real Madrid)
- Hair today, gone tomorrow – you seem to always attract interest from others. Just remember to concentrate on you’re
real job in 2004 as you know what getting the boot feels like.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Tim Howard (Man U) –
You could have sworn (many times) that you were living in a dream world last year. Make sure you come back to earth this
year as you may have seen what being on a prolonged ‘high’ has done to the career of colleagues close to you.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Paulo Di Canio (Charlton)
– People in power may seem like a push over to you. You will need to curb your temper, especially if some Venus
gets up Uranus.
Leo (July 23 – Aug 22) Martin Keown (Arsenal) –
You like to grab pressured situations with both hands and give conflict the elbow, that is rude! This should be a significant
twelve months for you, after all, it’s the year of the monkey.
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22) David Seaman (Retired) –
If there is one character flaw that you really detest it’s that so many things that go on around you seem to go over
your head. Maybe this is the year to cut-off any unwanted distractions and put an end to a sorry tail.
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22) Paul Ince (Wolves) –
You may experience a sinking feeling as you realise you may not be the Governor any more. Sometimes it’s best to
quit when you are well, well, well behind.
Scorpio (Octr 23 – Nov 21) Rio Ferdinand (Man U) –
Enjoying the ‘highs’ of last year will come back to haunt you. A lengthy break is imminent, so make sure
you keep your nose clean.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Sylvain Distin (Man City) –
You are known for your generosity, especially in situations when others may expect you to be defensive. For the sake of those
close to you, remember that Christmas comes just once a year and not every week.
Thanks to Laugh FC